You Know It's....

I'm thinking I should start a new series of one-liners, "You Know It's..."

I had this horrible nightmare where my ex kept coming back and thinking we were still together in his head, and then I had a dream where sheldon from the big bang theory was my boyfriend. I found myself thinking, You know it was a bad relationship if dating Sheldon seems like a dream compared to being back with the ex.

Bazinga.

You know it's going to be funny when Mom starts a conversation with, "I'm glad I'm not a man...."

Believe it or not, she had two reasons.