Laughed So Hard I Cried

Mom came into my room and looked at my long dresser- the kind that's short and long.

Her; You know, I used to have a chest...
Me: Yeah, I know, it's been a while.
Her: Hey! If you lose weight, you'll lose yours too!
Me: Uh-huh.
Her: Anyway! I don't know where that chest is.
Me: What chest?
Her: [pointing at my dresser] That one.
Me: Well that one is right there. How is it lost?
Her: Not that one, you ninny! The chest that matches it!
Me; You mean the one in your room?
[lightbulb appears over Mom's head]
Her: Ooooohhhhhh! Forgot about that.

Serious, I laughed so hard I cried. Scared the dog. No joke. Funniest crap ever.