When does the licking change from kitty kisses to tasting in case I die in the night?
I can't wait til someone else takes over Mom's stuff. She thinks that she got an approval for a hernia surgery...not a consult...surgery. Hasn't seen a doctor about it, hasn't had any pre-op anything or even discussed it, but she says the insurance company approved both the consult and the operation. Riiiiiiiiiight.
Oh and she's mad at me for not being able to make verizon give us a $100 plan for $70. How dare I. I mean, I have all these magical powers and don't lift one fantastic pinky to force a company to be as confused as she is. I have to say I find it hilarious that she thinks I can make everyone bend to my will, considering I can't even convince to take off her jacket when she's cold in the car. She just turns the air conditioner on higher. That woman's gonna freeze me to death.
And that's when my cat will eat me.
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